Skinny Pants Dance

The movement to try to keep your skinnies on when they are too tight and keep falling down.

Bob: "What is that little dance she does after she bends down?"

Bill: "Thats her skinny pants dance. Forgive her, she's still trying to still fit into size 0."

by xlxTaShxlx April 8, 2010

Coffee down the pants

Getting arrested or getting charged with a felony

Ah man I got a bagel in my ass and coffee down the pants for going 50 over in a school zone.

by Homosexuasaurus November 2, 2019

Open toed pants

Article of clothing that allows a camel toe to be easily discernible from a distance of no less than 18 feet.

It is highly encouraged for new hires to wear open toed pants on the first day in the office.

by Poochy July 24, 2019

stained pants defence

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

by existangst February 2, 2018

Nice Pants JJ

A phrase used to humiliate a scot who has pink and outrageous pants on.

Camera man: Okay, 3 2 1 say 'Nice pants JJ!'

JJ: Nooahh

by BigKbenj October 22, 2011

poo ur pant

when u have a minor fucking explosion in your pants, but it isnt dribbling, just holding there, stinking up the classroom,

Yo, that thot must have poo his pant
DID YOU POO UR PANT U SKANK

by tufcyvghbj September 9, 2018

Poopy pants special

Food so bad that you know as soon as you order..thing better come with a side of TP

Sonny just ate Burger King and burgers for the past month. I hope he didn’t get the poopy pants special

by Jh1137 August 17, 2021