Padua College

School where a bunch of scrawny fags and wanna be hoodlums who vape go to.

Person 1: "Padua College is a shithole."
Person 2: "Yes it is."

by please throw your phone away June 19, 2024

Padink

Pudding that Silas made.

“Silas made Padink!” - Person 1

“What’s Padink?” - Person 2

“Pudding that Silas made!” - *Everyone in Unison*

by LHOWN November 26, 2024

Paddystinian

The great nation of Ireland have been named as Paddystinians - those that support Palestinians

My best friend Paddy is a Paddystinian and is taking me out for a wee dabke jig

by Mensa Madness December 20, 2024

padickle

One person sees a taillight out and calls out padickle, ever who says padickle first the other person has to give the other a BJ.

I saw the padickle first, so you owe me a BJ. If you see a paddle first you owe me a kiss. ❤️

by anonymous February 8, 2025

Paddlin

Noun- Forerunner drug to Ritalin.
Generic name: Buttwhacken, Sorebottom
Uses: To curve undesirable behaviors in children
Usual Pediatric Dose for Attention Deficit Disorder: Apply 1 - 10 open-handed whacks topically to the buttocks
Frequency: As needed
Side Effects: Inability to sit, temporary screaming followed by crying, visits from CPS
Approvals: Most Sheriffs, Marshals and parents of well adjusted children
Contraindications: Bleeding heart liberals, helicopter parents, or where prohibited by law.

I'm Gen X, we didn't have Ritalin. We had its predecessor, Paddlin. It was applied topically to the buttocks as needed.

by anonymous February 26, 2025

Paddy’s Luck Buck

A small green slip of paper with a lucky clover drawn on it left by Leprechauns on St Patricks’ day after they have outwitted the Leprechaun Trap laid out by a child. It is a token of appreciate from the Leprechaun for the child’s hard work, but a reminder that Paddy was not caught.

I found a fresh Paddy’s Luck Buck in my trap but he got away. I know he was here because he used my bathroom and took all my gold. I’ll get him next year!

by OleBeardedBear March 17, 2025

Paddy’s Luck Buck

A small green slip of paper with a lucky clover drawn on it left by Leprechauns on St Patricks’ day after they have outwitted the Leprechaun Trap laid out by a child. It is a token of appreciate from the Leprechaun for the child’s hard work, but a reminder that Paddy was not caught.

I found a fresh Paddy’s Luck Buck in my trap but he got away. I know he was here because he used my bathroom and took all my gold. I’ll get him next year!

by OleBeardedBear March 17, 2025