My little ponies melted onto a potato

This is when your potato is way to hot and my little ponies at this point in time look very good to digest. You also use my little ponies to test the potato and make sure it can not be eaten with the plastic chemicals and toxic waste put in the action figures. If you have ever had these thought you probably either have a mental illness or are just being a stupid person and your friends are being stupid

Random frat guy: yo i wanna eat my little ponies melted onto a potato

by lruhgvrnweliojfnrlwejrblnawj October 17, 2021

Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy (with Beef Wellington)

When you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the Mashed Potatoes the entire load.

Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a little Beef Wellington on the side.

by Molly February 1, 2005

Meat and potatoes guy/girl

A subtle way of describing a bisexual man or woman.

You may not wanna get too close with Bill...he's a meat and potatoes guy, yanno...

by anonymous April 13, 2004

Super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf

Its when you nut to a trex in a maid costume.

I just jerked off to a trex in a maid dress and did a super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf aaaauuuuggghhhhh.

by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022

a potato flew around my room before you came

A potato flying around your room.
Or
Potato is mistaken for "tornado" in the song " thinking bout' you" by Frank Ocean.

Vine related

-Igsophiee | IG

-did you see my potato?
-well..., a potato flew around my room before you came, exuse the mess it made, it usually dosen't rain...

by Sophietooturnt November 22, 2014

Irish Potato Chip

The act of jerking off on a woman's back and letting it dry, then peeling it off her back and feeding it to her chip by chip.

Jen was hungry after a good fuck, so Tom gave her some Irish Potato Chips.

by Mr raunchy October 25, 2016

Irish potato sack

When a man punches himself in the testicles until they swell to more than twice their normal size and tea-bags a girl

Matt was so mad that he gave Cathy a Irish potato sack

by D-titty January 9, 2014