butt seepage

clear to brownish stinky goop that oozes from ass

my step dad wiped his ass then brought out to stick in moms face he said its butt seepage

by big john commode blast January 24, 2017

ruby’s butt

Flat and squishy

You have a ruby’s Butt it’s so flat and jijjly

by YOLOomglel May 10, 2018

Butt Phone

A butt phone is a device used by technicians (and rarely ever home users) working on telecommunications networks to diagnose issues within the communications systems.

All the numbered buttons and the plugs etc are located on the end of the handset itself. Hence, the term butt phone.

Example 1:
Technician: "I have my butt plugged into the line"

Example 2:

Technician: "I love my butt phone"

by HotWater May 21, 2012

Butt Housed

To get completely drunk

John: What'd you do last night?

Frank: Me and Walter got completely butt housed.

by Luciferrodeo February 12, 2009

butt taps

Just little taps on the but, not slaps but nice taps.

Don't slap my butt but please just give me butt taps

by The Rainbow That Heals The Wor May 6, 2018

Butt Mustard

The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.

Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.

by John November 12, 2003

silly butt

The euthanasic term for "silly ass".
It's used for referring to someone who is extremely silly or just plain ridiculous.
It could also be used to poke fun and tease someone as it assumes that they are ignorant and immature/childish.

also equivalent to "silly goose"

Amy you're such a silly butt, I wish you'd just try new foods - it wont kill you!

Awww, what a little silly butt. He doesn't even know how many days are in a year!

by happygeorgey January 2, 2010