john sticky

a local pedophile in loanhead, midlothian who sells pollen to young boys and girls

did u really take it up the arse from john sticky for a 20bit, pfffft fuck sake kris

by loodog miller August 16, 2019

john brycer

A person that has a low grasp of development skills.

Oh my gosh, you're not using try-catch, you're such a john brycer!

by HodedaBiceps August 20, 2023

john deluca

The sexiest kid you will ever meet. You will want to skip anal and go right for kids.

Did you John DeLuca him?
I want a John DeLuca in my life.

by thatdelucakid December 27, 2015

attention john

n., a person who gives an attention whore what he or she wants the most. This kind of person is required to keep the whole attention prostitution enterprise going.

Example:
Attention whore posts a picture of perfect semi-nude body with caption, "Nobody <3 me cuz im 2 fat. ;("
Attention john comments, "No, baby, you're beautiful in every way! I'm sure you are smart and kind and honest, too!"

by perdix_ November 2, 2014

john chadley

J. Chadley is a person who dominates women as he has a massive dong

Man john chadley just stole my girlfriend and got her pregnant

by Normal British child August 29, 2020

john macken

An absolutely amazing guy. Clever, handsome, strong and all in all a great guy. He is an amazing sportsman, especially in football and quite outspoken. He rarely opens up and he often would show his love for you. He doesn't care what others think about him; he just gets on with life. He is a good public speaker and rarely gets nervous.

Negatives:
He's just too handsome.

Hello john macken

by 123JMAN123 November 25, 2013

John Tolbert

John Tolbert is the best name in the world he is the best person in the entire world.

I love John Tolbert

by JohnArkansasFan December 17, 2020