English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 28, 2023

fudge my muffins

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

by PhonicEmu54321 September 25, 2017

bustin a muffin

When a person eats too much food and has a bloated stomach. Refers to a muffin top.

Kim: Khloe, you ate so much yesterday night

Khloe: Yea girl, i'm bustin a muffin

by Jermaine Dupree February 10, 2013

Stud Muffin

an homo attractive male who couldn't give a F**CK about hetero norms of attraction.

Oh look, there goes Guy, a real stud muffin... he's Joel's new boyfriend!!!

by auntiechristus January 28, 2018

Stud muffin

1) name for your best friend and who is currently slaying something.
2) can be stud muff

Your a stud muffin girl!

by Ogstudmuff July 09, 2017

muffin crier

somone who is always complaining.

dont be such a muffin crier.

by ryan watt April 22, 2005

Flump Muffin

When some one is being a tad idiotic or silly

"how do you spell dog?"
" c-a-t "
" Oh my...what a flump muffin..."

by Flumpmuffin March 01, 2019