E Lizard

An internet lot lizard, or a women that sits in discord and tries to date, and or sleep with truckers.

That women is a E lizard, she is sliding in all the truck drivers DM's

by RayTheTrucker February 26, 2026

Squirming Lizzard Position

When you make up a sexual position, and tell your friends about it and CONSTANTLY use it as a threat knowing it does not exist.

“I’m going to put you into the squirming lizzard position”

by Kooge-is-nig March 10, 2026

Jizz Lizard

When you are on facetime with a friend an you see a person getting their ass eaten out and you scream “WHAT THE JIZZ LIZARD” as a tall european man takes action on your friends friend

Oh my God you would not believe what happened to me last night I watched Daniel Jizz Lizard some latina in a hotel last night.

by RandyTecate March 31, 2026

Shiny lizard

When having intercourse with your partner from behind against the wall in the standing position you pull out and ejaculate on their back making them look like a shiny lizard on the wall

What did you get up to last night?

“Oh I made my wife into a shiny lizard”

by Wangdangler42 July 29, 2025

Blind lizard

A chick who is fucking one of the duck hunters in the duck blind

Sally is a blind lizard yea she fucks Matt because he's a duck hunter

by Matterlizard September 14, 2025

Dirty Liza

The act of having your feet came on by no less than 15 different men then sucking your own toes clean before inserting them into your slimy slot

Hey me and the boys want to come through and give you that dirty liza then watch you finish.

by Little Rooster December 8, 2025

Vacuuming the lizard

v.

1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob

To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.

by Spambo April 1, 2009