Kentucky Seatbelt

When you tie your friend's beard around your waist so they can't get away while you skull fuck him.

Oh, I went to Josh's house last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt while his grandma watched and finger blasted herself!

by silverback6969 December 9, 2024

kentucky luggage

when you sleep with a guy and he shits the bed

did you sleep with brenda and did she bring your kentucky luggage

by fjk4573 December 13, 2024

Kentucky meat shower

The act of multiple men ejaculating at the same time on a female

Last night we did a Kentucky meat shower on Emily

by Throw away January 12, 2025

Kentucky Fog Machine

The act of placing a blunt in a woman's asshole and breathing in when she farts.

That Kentucky fog machine is the highest and turned on I've ever been in my life

by CultleaderDucky July 5, 2025

Kentucky Nurse Bang

The act of looking in a mirror, firing a fake gun with your hand and blowing off the imaginary smoke from the barrel. Then looking into the mirror and silently mouthing "bad ass bitch" to your reflection.

The Kentucky Nurse Bang is a common self-assurance technique used by nurses at the beginning of their shift to help them face the challenges of the day ahead. Originated by a Kentucky expatriate. Its use has spread to the midwestern states. There have been reported cases where this can induce arousal in some bald men.

by Wordsiah July 11, 2025

Kentucky Nurse Blow

The act of looking in the mirror, winking, and blowing imaginary smoke off of your fingertip. Often followed by silently mouth a phrase like “bad ass” or “I’m fucking hot” into the mirror. For maximum effect, this is best performed while wearing a Tshirt and underwear. If performed correctly, it is capable of causing erections lasting longer than four hours in bald men.

She woke up, looked at her reflection in the mirror and did the Kentucky Nurse Blow. At that very moment, a man in Illinois bumped his penis on the corner of his desk due to a sudden erection.

by Wordsiah July 13, 2025

Kentucky Foursome

When one individual eats two hotdogs and two hamburgers in one sitting.

"Hey, do you want grab dessert?" "No, I'm still stuffed from having a Kentucky foursome at the barbecue."

by Jeff the hotdog guy July 15, 2025