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Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.
Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.
by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022
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I'm just a girl 🥺

When a girl says or does something so devilish and illegal or obsessed with her crush, she says or texts "I'm just a girl" "Just a girl"
Girl 1:I miss him, his smell, his veiny hands, everything about him.
Girl 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP GIRL.
Girl 1: I'm just a girl 🥺
by HazeGaze April 6, 2024
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just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?
AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.
by Billy Buddy August 29, 2005
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just par for the curse

Merely typical everyday run-of-the-mill profanity that one frequently hears from the potty-mouthed putters on the green --- nothing out of the ordinary.
Swearing is strictly and expressly forbidden on a miniature-golf attraction where children may be present, but on an unsupervised golfing-fairway, foul language is just par for the curse.
by QuacksO September 8, 2019
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Those are just her nipples

A phrase used when something has been completed but it has just been realized that there's still more to do.

Origin: Internet personality Jordan Cole was talking to his friend Henry about this girl he hooked up with who he claimed had "breasts the size of watermelons."

Henry: bro, I'm sorry but I just can't picture a girl with tits that big.
Jordan Cole: let's put it into perspective, they're about the size of your side view mirrors.
Henry: I thought you said they were the size of watermelons?
Jordan Cole: Oh, those are just her nipples.
Hiker 1: Hell yeah, looks like we just reached the summit of the mountain.
Hiker 2: Yeah? Well those are just her nipples, there's still two miles left.
by TheTickleBunny August 21, 2018
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