National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023

National Have Sex With Your Friend Day

A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).

You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.

Friend:Sure

by Haideez January 2, 2022

amazing girl who should have a bf

nutsa gagua.

hey who is an amazing girl who should have a bf?
nutsa gagua ofc

by idkbutily April 8, 2021

have a good one

Something said when the person is not interested in speaking to you any longer. Often accompanied by disinterested body language

DoorDasher: thank you
Employee: have a good one

by AltBoy May 21, 2024

Boss, I have bad news

The last words of a henchman.

Henchman- Boss, I have bad news.
Five minutes later-
*repeated gunshots*

by A_Bum February 26, 2023

Having the hojos

Hangover jollies - a state of mind where you’re suffering a tremendous hangover but inexplicably can’t stop laughing.

Leo: I’m having the hojos today.

Jeff: Samesies. Think we’re making people uncomfortable with our laughter?

by Jinxed Bayous August 3, 2018

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Tony Plana Might Have To Kill An Iguana Tony Plana

Tony Plana Might Have To Kill An Iguana Tony Plana

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025