"Damn I'm going to be late for school!"
"It's cool dude just put on some deodorant and take a college shower"
"It's cool dude just put on some deodorant and take a college shower"
by Hivterfall January 16, 2016

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.
David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.
David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."
Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."
“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.
Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."
Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."
“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.
Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025

by butt chug chad September 17, 2020

Apparently a thing that just appears on Urban Dictionary.
What does it mean? Does it involve getting high? Is it something ironic? Is it just for goth poseurs? You will never know.
What does it mean? Does it involve getting high? Is it something ironic? Is it just for goth poseurs? You will never know.
by 7568ino November 15, 2023

by white fagggot April 28, 2023

Mike: Damn! Where's your jacket? It's like 20 below out here!
Jim: No problems bro, I've got shower power.
Mike: Oh, I was wondering why your hair was frozen!
Jim: No problems bro, I've got shower power.
Mike: Oh, I was wondering why your hair was frozen!
by CupricCow March 7, 2012

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.
*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*
Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018
