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College Shower

A shower done in a sink, preferably with hand soap. Usually the solution to greasy morning hair.
"Damn I'm going to be late for school!"
"It's cool dude just put on some deodorant and take a college shower"
by Hivterfall January 16, 2016
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Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.
David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025
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chateau shower

when you stay in the chateau in France and do a shit in the public showers.
haynes you wouldn't believe it i caught sam last night doing a chateau shower
by butt chug chad September 17, 2020
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gothic shower

Apparently a thing that just appears on Urban Dictionary.
What does it mean? Does it involve getting high? Is it something ironic? Is it just for goth poseurs? You will never know.
Deathfuckingmetal: Go take a gothic shower, bitch.
7568ino: A what?
by 7568ino November 15, 2023
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grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home
i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower
by white fagggot April 28, 2023
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shower power

The ability to endure harsh weather conditions after taking a long hot shower. Esp. cold.
Mike: Damn! Where's your jacket? It's like 20 below out here!

Jim: No problems bro, I've got shower power.

Mike: Oh, I was wondering why your hair was frozen!
by CupricCow March 7, 2012
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A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.
*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018
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