Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018
Get the Fake Fuck Festmug. by A.N.R.D. March 12, 2017
Get the Fake twallingmug. a fake friend is that stupid bitch that doesn’t want u to be happy in anyway. That stupid ass bitch doesn’t want to stand up for you and is just craving for popularity
by buttercupniche November 13, 2019
Get the fake friendmug. They just want to grab girls asses they can’t get no girl that’s y they make these up fucking hell is this how much people have no girls😂
by Umair Ali February 24, 2020
Get the Fake grab ass yearmug. Someone who although might have been in the Marines completely dishonors the name living their life like some douche who peaked in high school who lies cheats commits tax fraud scams people and beats women
by Better than Blaine January 12, 2025
Get the fake Marinemug. 
A person who impersonates gang affiliations for either clout or sheer enjoyment. The “Lady Dlow” archetype is a perfect example
“This Fake Crip really think we scared of “WSDMGC73” cause they made a rap song LOL.”—Anyone with a brain
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025
Get the Fake Cripmug.