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Emo Shower 

1. To bathe in one's own tears
2. The result of excessive makeup streaking in the eye area
The concert made Poser Rick feel so dirty that he just had to sit in a corner by himself and take a nice, heartfelt Emo Shower.
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sort of like normal sex, except with a little more angst, tons of happy vodka or some other alcoholic drink, and blasting music in order to keep the moans drowned out, and the people having sex are usually best friends and both emo people.
emo sex is fun. go try it.

emo kids' anthem 

You're all wrong. The TRUE emo kids' anthem is Untitled by Simple Plan.
Simple Plan: *cries* HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME??? *sob* I'ev made my mistakes!1! *whine whine* Got nowhere to *sniff* RUN!! The night goes on as I'm *sob* fading awayyy!! I'm SICK OF THIS LIFE!! *whine* I just wanna SCREEEAMMMM!!! How could this.. happen to me??? *cry again*

Normal person: Ugh!!! Turn that emo kids' anthem off!! *throws rock at the radio*

emo girl 

emo is a trend that used to be pretty popular and is now on its way out...to be replaced with the scene kid. not that there's anything wrong with an emo kid, apart from the whole... i wan to die, wist cutting attitude. most of them are pretty sweet people. they mainly like cute depressing mainstream bands. they can be quite shy and prefer not to be in a big group.

they wear drainpipe jeans or a tutu. they wear converse in any colour they fancy,band t-shirts or tops from criminal damage etc. with a black hoodie. often, they will have a few badges on their hoodie, a wristband or happy coloured bracelets. they may have black hair that they dye themselves, a fringe covering one eye. the hair will be about shoulder length if not a bit shorter, often with a headband in it.
overall, emo kids are cute, but be nice to them, get them out of the whole wrist cutting thing. =)
emo girls are sweet, dont pick on them!!!
emo girl by smiley-cool-bean July 22, 2007

emo comb-over 

Long Bangs worn on male emo/hipsters that usually begin from a part on the side of the head- usually far enough over to cover a receeding hairline or bald spot, if necessary. May also hide forehead acne and/or a uni-brow.
Frequently seen in conjunction with the grown-out faux-hawk.
Often these bangs are used to provide the illusion of mystery and/or rockstardom.
Oil is essencial to this look. If a wearer must bathe more than monthly, natural occuring oil may be supplemented by sweat, gel, or saliva.
That guy who sold me scalped Death Cab tickets had the hottest emo comb-over! His bangs were so long I could barely see the pill-induced glaze over his eyes!
emo comb-over by sarzz May 22, 2006

emo haircuts 

Boys-Side fringe going down to the chin. The rest is cut short and spiked up.

Girls-Hair is dark brown or black, also with a side fringe wich go's down to the mid cheek. Usally a head band is worn at the root of the fringe.

The fringe is sometimes dyed blonde.
My hair is like it...(the girl version,coz im a girl)trust me!
EMO HAIRCUTS RULE!
emo haircuts by Emo763 June 26, 2006