Dylan

Someone who proves over and over what an idiot they are while simultaneously telling the world how smart they are

Patrick: I know I signed paperwork saying I would pay $18,000 but this lawyer friend of mine said I didn't have to and he's almost as smart as I am so I believe him and I'm not paying and if you sue me you'll pay me!

Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan

by Daisy Flowers June 14, 2017

Dylan Booty

Next Prom King

Dylan Booty is Dylan Booty obv

by Ikonik_delta341 April 25, 2022

Dylan and Owen

Kind cool twins one tall one short

Dylan and Owen: he's kind cool

by iamasock123 May 4, 2017

Dylan

If provoked, he will eat your entire family, starting with YOU.

DYLAN WILL EAT YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, STARTING WITH YOU.

by A_Person637 September 25, 2020

Dylan Fujii

Big cock Asian man

On his that the big cocked Dylan Fujii

by Wonton2468 October 21, 2020

Dylan

A rude, annoying, and cruel boy who rides a bus. If you are a boy by this name you may be the complete opposite but this name gives me the freaks! Dylan is a complete future man hoe! He tells you that you sleep with you parents and says he buys you dildos. Girls, if you find a Dylan than keep him close. But figure out if he is a man horror first.

Dylan: Hey, Girl, you slept with your dad last night!
Girl: Bitch no... no! *cries*

by xXKVNXx May 17, 2018

Dylan

He is a kind and cute boy who will give his life to you. He has the cutest brown hair and the warmest brown eyes. He will be your friend. (Unless you piss him off) He is a bit clumsy but has an amazing sense of humour. Being a bit clueless make him adorable.

Look Dylan is my best friend!

by Thvgk November 6, 2020