Skip to main content

Dylan

Someone who proves over and over what an idiot they are while simultaneously telling the world how smart they are
Patrick: I know I signed paperwork saying I would pay $18,000 but this lawyer friend of mine said I didn't have to and he's almost as smart as I am so I believe him and I'm not paying and if you sue me you'll pay me!

Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan
by Daisy Flowers June 14, 2017
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Dylan and Owen

Kind cool twins one tall one short
Dylan and Owen: he's kind cool
by iamasock123 May 4, 2017
mugGet the Dylan and Owen mug.

Dylan

If you know someone with the name Dylan, keep them. He will be on of the kindest guys you will ever meet. He might seem like he doesn’t care, but inside, he really does. He has the nicest blue eyes a brown hair. He does very well in school but he has to work hard for it. He plays lots of sports and is pretty confident but insecure in some ways. He has many friends and is fairly popular but he doesn’t want to be made fun of. He likes to impress people and he’s very funny. He cares about you and all of his friends. He doesn’t like to show his feelings too often but deep inside he loves you. If you have a friend named dylan, keep him!
You know Dylan?
Yeah Why?
He’s the nicest guys you’ll ever meet!
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Dylan long shlong

Usually named Dylan Morgan and has ugly friends named max and Omar
by UGKDylan October 15, 2020
mugGet the Dylan long shlong mug.

Dylan

If provoked, he will eat your entire family, starting with YOU.
DYLAN WILL EAT YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, STARTING WITH YOU.
by A_Person637 September 25, 2020
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Dylan

dylan is a freak who gets off to touching kids he is a strange skinny kid who likes eating dick and he is a faggot
Did u see dylan last night

Yeah he's pretty gay
by log7379 August 4, 2020
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Dylan

Dylan is some kid that is nice but sometimes he will never shut up about anything
Shut up Dylan
by bigballsbenny April 20, 2022
mugGet the Dylan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email