lucan community college

D greatest skool in Ireland but dats only cos laura,mary,tara and leanne make it cool! leanne,tara,amy and katie from 3rd year so rock!!! class Colombus rulz 4ever!!!

yeah Harvard may be cool but it aint a patch on lucan community college!!!

lucan community college by Leanne February 10, 2005

imperial college 

a university for middle class asians who aren't cool enough for other unis

that easan should go to imperial college

imperial college by Lad2014 December 1, 2010

Champlain college 

A small school located in burlington VT. This school is filled to the brim with drug addicts and hippies. If you attend this school you will be screwed over by the faculty and ridiculous "cor" classes. If I knew how awful it was going to be I would have never even looked at this school. If you know whats best for you, never even apply to champlain.

Wow heard you were getting screwed over by you're college, you must attend Champlain college.

Champlain college by Vindictive. February 26, 2011

Old College Try 

attempting to get one last hit of marijuana out of a smoking device (i.e. bong, bowl, etc)

"I think there may be one more hit"
"Then, I'll give it the old college try"

Old College Try by ThisIsTheOnlyWordIWillAdd December 17, 2011

Oxford College 

Tiny college (about 700 students) located in Oxford, Georgia, which no one has heard of.
It's promoted as being "learning-focused" as opposed to "research-focused", with its benefits being small classes and an "intimate" campus. The closest city is Atlanta, which in my opinion sucks ass, except for Little Five Points. After going to Oxford for 2 years with a 2.0 gpa, you can continue at Big Emory.

Some people really love it and join SAA, Student Admission Association, but this is a relatively small proportion of the student body. Don't believe what these kooks say.

THE TRUTH: There are a lot of self-important people. Lots of fake hippies who drive SUV's and are from the suburbs. Few think for themselves. Almost everyone is an alcoholic. Yet there are no sororities or fraternities, only "social clubs". Most of the guys are short and ugly. Most of the girls are fat and ugly. There is nothing to do in the area. Most students are either pre-med or pre-law or pre-business. Hopefully you transfer out or fail out before you get sent to Emory in Atlanta, which is a whole new beast.

I go to Oxford College because of the small class sizes.

(interpret this as: I'm too stupid to get into the real Emory)

Oxford College by ilikerustyspoons June 28, 2008

Wheelock College 

Wheelock College is an insane asylum. There is 80% girls, 70% of them being over weight. The 20 percent of men, is fully composed of tools who think more about themselves then their education. The cafe food is worse than you're great grandmothers meatloaf. Every person of high authority only has their high school diploma. The students here are more worried about the drama, rather than their own educations. The dorm buildings have rat infestations, excluding the two 'newer dorms', who are only accessed by students with an abundance of daddy and mommy's money. The academic advisor is more worried about her lame life-metaphors - including that everyone at Wheelock drives their own bus, and Wheelock's faculty is behind us every step of the way. The library is louder than a 6 year olds basketball practice. We have no gym, athletic facilities, or decent sports teams what so ever.

And anyone is welcome! Half of our students are straight out of the funny farm, so no need to feel like you'll be rejected.

Man - "You see that crazy person over there?"

Women - "Yeah, former Wheelock College student"

Man - "Isnt it obvious?"

Wheelock College by Wheelock Undergrad April 24, 2011

Connecticut College 

A small, Northeastern Liberal Arts school located in New London Connecticut. Conn College (as it is affectionately called), is, to put it bluntly: not a good school.
It accepts low SAT scores, and high grades from not-so-good schools. The student body can generally be described as abnormally dumb kids who are extra pretentious. An astounding amount of its students end up there upon not being accepted to an Ivy League, and they have never gotten over it. It is never anyone's first choice. Everyone who goes there will tell you how incredible it is, but eventually, it feels as if they're just saying that to convince themselves. Or, they're just stoned or shitfaced, like all conn college kids are. Also, it's simply a bad education.

Person from a good school: hey! So how's Connecticut College?
Conn College kid: It's amaaaaaazing, probably the best education ever.
Person from a good school: .... are you sure?
Conn College kid: are you kidding? like everyone in my class like knows everything. Like we're reading books.
Person from a good school: Cool, sounds sweet.
Conn College kid: yeah, probably learning more than you... or than any Ivy League shit school, ew, I hate Ivy League schools...
Person from a good school: Didn't you apply to Cornell ED?
Conn College kid: *bursts into tears*

Connecticut College by Foucalt340 February 28, 2011