Clown

verb: to create a theory that has to do with an artist (typically about a surprise release) that has the most ridiculous evidence. clownery is facile faith out of vehement (false hope for excitement). more than a stretch, hence the new term.

noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning

Stan 1: In the Capital One commercial they chose seat 13-A and Speak Now Taylor says "good choice".
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV

by vehicularbitch January 7, 2023

clown lust

a yellow-orange fire burning inside your abdomen.

"You're setting of my clown lust...we are eternal...my queen."

by zooweemama69420 January 14, 2023

sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

hit the clown

"Hit the Clown" is lingo for make a run to Jack in the

Box

Dude no. 1: I'm baked to the bejesus
Dude no. 2: yeah, me too
Dude no. 1: wanna Hit the Clown?
Dude no. 2: yeah, let's go get some tacos

by anonymous December 10, 2023

hit the clown

make a run to Jack in the Box

Dude No. 1: I'm baked to the bejesus
Dude No. 2: me too. Wanna hit the clown?
Dude No. 1: yeah, let's go. Im ready for some tacos.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

Clown Nose

Slang for the foam cover placed on microphones to reduce plosives

This microphone needs a clown nose, because it's really weak to plosives

by Harked December 11, 2023

pregnant clown

A fat ugly woman that wears way too much make up

What"s keeping dad so busy in the garage? he is banging a pregnant clown

by Kongo Kong December 12, 2023