Cat poker 

A person that goes to school but before they get there, they poke a cat

She is a little cat poker, best be scared of her!

Cat poker by Emilkykirksop May 26, 2018

Cat fucker 

A guy who sticks that dicky into the kitty. Otherwise known as the pilly head rui Leslie

"Ah look that guy is performing the Rui Leslie on that cat, what a cat fucker"

Cat fucker by BEESLAB December 26, 2018

Cat flaps 

Labia - usually when it’s excessive. Synonyms are meat flaps, beef curtains, roast beef deluxe, etc.

My girl wanted to have sec this morning but her cat flaps was rank!

Cat flaps by Tunnelbuddies March 2, 2019

cat lady 

A person who is obssesed with cats.

Oh you are a such cat lady

cat lady by Frick a creeper November 8, 2019

Cat consumer 

A cat consumer is a person who despite having a multitude of choices cannot make up their mind. It can relate to an abundance of clothes / food etc.
Opposite to dog consumer

A: What should I wear to the party? I have nothing fancy enough!
B: You're such a cat consumer! You have at least three dresses that match the occasion!

Cat consumer by EVcrazy December 18, 2019

Cat-maid day 

Cat-maid day is a day where you apricate the existences of Cat-maids. Not all people agree that these kinds of people should exist.. so it's mainly celebrated in the U.S. .

Nebi: Hey, Sally! It's Cat-maid day! you know what that means!

Sally: ya ya, I know.

Cat-maid day by Nebisu April 10, 2021

cat bird 

A cat bird is a person that instigates violence. Cat birds attack other birds...food issues, turf issues etc. Deep south definition. I may be killed for this, but I'm a cat bird myself..

cat bird :My family is a bunch of catbirds...and we don't put up with stupid

cat bird by CRACKER3000 May 12, 2021