candy crunch

When you eat the butt and get a dry crunch poop in your mouth

Push surprised me with a Candy crunch last night.

by BigDilATL September 3, 2023

Candy

HEY! You subscribed to David! That is priceless! Do I not have a profound taste in entertainment? He's good, right?

Hym "Hilarious! He's an anti-China guy too. I can see it now: David and Candy, ultimate collaboration! That'd be cool. Too soon to pivot to China stuff so you'd have to wait until it's thematic or relevant but it's a good thing to have in your back pocket."

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Candy Kitten

noun, Slang.
/ˈkandē -ˈkitn/

1.Similar to a Sugar mama, but young. She is a younger wealthy woman who spends freely on an older person, generally a man, in return for companionship or sexual intimacy.

I got this new 21yr old Candy Kitten who likes to take my old butt to BINGO every Saturday!

My 27yr old Candy Kitten likes to get me tons of new videogames and buys me whatever I want

by Sven986 August 2, 2024

cadding

to talk about and insult someone; playing the dozens

Monique was cadding on Tracy.

by T. Bull August 20, 2024

Candy

Luis mom

Wow bro Candy is looking sweet

by Whitgyallover29 September 30, 2023

Candy knuckles

A person who steals drinks by using a refill cup more than one day.

Candy knuckles keeps using the same cup for weeks to get free drinks.

by Jerktog October 13, 2023

Candy Alleys

A place that was in the original Candy Land but was scratched due to being “Highly suggestive” it would have been a place where elves and fairies go to exchange new and possibly illegal candies. It is commonly called the “Willy Wonka” alley as some of these candies sold there often can be described as “Similar to the strange and delectable treats that Mr. Wonka makes”. It is also known to have the highest rate of fairy snatchers and elf eaters in all of the mystical realm of Candy Land.

Aww dang it, I got stuck in the Candy Alleys and have been kidnapped by a fairy snatcher!

by AnInterestingWord October 16, 2023