Person 1: i got you a present.
Person 2: what is it.
Person 1: heres a potato.
Person 2: Thanks but why a potato
Person 1: because its National give your friend a Potato day
Person 2: what is it.
Person 1: heres a potato.
Person 2: Thanks but why a potato
Person 1: because its National give your friend a Potato day
by Moon potato November 01, 2020
When you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the Mashed Potatoes the entire load.
Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a little Beef Wellington on the side.
by Molly February 01, 2005
by anonymous April 13, 2004
I just jerked off to a trex in a maid dress and did a super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf aaaauuuuggghhhhh.
by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022
A potato flying around your room.
Or
Potato is mistaken for "tornado" in the song " thinking bout' you" by Frank Ocean.
Vine related
-Igsophiee | IG
Or
Potato is mistaken for "tornado" in the song " thinking bout' you" by Frank Ocean.
Vine related
-Igsophiee | IG
-did you see my potato?
-well..., a potato flew around my room before you came, exuse the mess it made, it usually dosen't rain...
-well..., a potato flew around my room before you came, exuse the mess it made, it usually dosen't rain...
by Sophietooturnt November 23, 2014
The act of jerking off on a woman's back and letting it dry, then peeling it off her back and feeding it to her chip by chip.
by Mr raunchy October 25, 2016
When a man punches himself in the testicles until they swell to more than twice their normal size and tea-bags a girl
by D-titty January 08, 2014