National Scat play day

March 28th is the day of scat. Anal from sun up to sun down. Partners are enabled with no boundary scat permissions. Get shitty.

“Oh shit, tomorrow is national scat play day.”
“You better clean that asshole girl don’t you know tomorrow is national scat play day !”

by Clo green March 27, 2019

Play-doh Anal Fuck

The act of talking a nice juicy dump into a womans vagina, then give her anal so hard that it squeezes the shit out like play-doh

Jimmy gave sarah a such a hard play-doh anal fuck that she couldnt walk today

by IPD June 26, 2008

Slay hard. Play hard

A shitty saying that trashy ass white girls use when they think they’re the shit. Commonly used by whores or just plain out retards

Oh beck I slay hard. play hard. I’m about to get dicked down

by Mudslidespapi November 19, 2019

stayed out played out

When you stay out for hours and hours (say, from 7:00pm to 6:00am) and come home and you're tired as hell.

Guy 1: *drunk* Dude.. *passes out*

Guy 2: He must be stayed out played out. *drags him to the couch*

by OMGWTFBBQHAXXORZ1337NUBHAHALMAOZ!!!!!! May 18, 2008

you dont play nice

what to say when tom doesnt play nice

Tom, you broke the tower of eternal sufferage and sincerity! Get him!
*throws blocks at his skinny head*
YOU DONT PLAY NICE! *wam* *wamwamwam*
*wack*

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie May 24, 2004

not playing your cards right

the act of one partner(male or female)begging their partner to have sex with them every time that they are together, however the other refuses by claiming that he or she doesnt have a condom when in actuality both have condoms

Despite the fact that Will and Sarah have dated for over six months, much to Sarah's dismay Will refuses to play his cards right.

by Newfy June 9, 2005

people who play magic

Guys that have fun and get a shit ton of girls

Red Deck = Guys that always win and get alot of girls
Blue Deck = Smart guys that steal everyone else's girls because they're smart
Black Deck = Girls love the black deck people for obvious reasons and go ham
White Deck = Guys that make sure everyone gets girls
Green Deck = Guys that get girls alot

There are a ranks in Magic:
Noobies - fags that don't play (take it in the butt from other guys)
Wizards - Guys that play and get girls
Sage - Guys that play alot and get alot of girls
Grand Sage - Guys that never lose and plow girls 24/7

People who play Magic = We play magic, girls love us and want the D

by Grand Sage Mordal Etu-Gromar December 3, 2013