A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
Get the Better qualified than Donald Trumpmug. Similar to the Donkey Punch, hence the name. However, this doesn't involve hitting them. Instead, before you are about to cum, grab on to her firmly and yell "I voted for Trump!" and enjoy the ride. The TDS in them flares up considerably resulting in their vagina to tighten up quite a bit, leading to a much better orgasm.
by vcraine October 19, 2025
Get the Donald Punchmug. The Donald Duck is a sleak, hot new trend. In order to pull off such a stunt, you need to be taking a shower with the water real hot and steamy. While the shower head is running, bend over, spread your butt cheeks and place your booty hole in the direct line of the shower head water. Then you want to fot all nice and creamy like. The poot noise will sound very similar to Donald Duck's speaking voice.
Adam always calls his friends over to get in the shower with him, mainly to show that he can do The Donald Duck, but sometimes it's to exchange other pleasantries. 🍆
by Pierre Boudreaux July 12, 2021
Get the The Donald Duckmug. wears a blue singlet top, grey glass one trackies, blonde hair (mostly in a pony tail) a necklace with a circle, belly button piercing, double helix studs, twins heart ring, swarovski bracelet, white toe nails, works in a bakery and chews chocolate loudly
by jacob elordi April 8, 2024
Get the Emilie Donaldmug. Current President of the United States (2025), destroyer of economies and purveyor of cheese puff skin
by csh_0120 September 26, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. Rhyming slang for “to take a dump”. In full this would be “to take a Donald Trump”, which rhymes with Dump.
Excuse me, I’ve got to go and take a Donald
Where were you? I was taking a Donald
Sorry I’m late mate. I had to take a Donald
I’ll be there in a minute. I’ve just got to take a Donald
Where were you? I was taking a Donald
Sorry I’m late mate. I had to take a Donald
I’ll be there in a minute. I’ve just got to take a Donald
by ShreeTibet 1994 November 22, 2020
Get the Donaldmug. Donald trump loves to suck bOoBs, willys, kids, giraffes, snakes, any living creature. He is so weird and doesn’t accept GLBTQ+
by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020
Get the Donald Trumpetmug.