drunk sheldon

A tall man who walks like an imbecile , is somehow really Rich but is probably a drug addict

Oh lord its drunk sheldon

by Bumfluff4real August 22, 2020

lunch drunk

idiots that decide it would be a good idea to go and get wasted during lunch at school and then come bak and stay drunk and cover up poorly

Slut#1: lets go get wasted
Slut#2: hell ya we'll be cool
slut#1: ok

by cracky the crack head May 04, 2005

I’m drunk again

I’m a Cajun and I am drunk again

I am drinking the Pabst blue ribbon. I’ve kinda grown bored of the taste since I’ve drank it so many times. But it’s still enough to get me drunk.

I’m drunk again

I knew I made a big mistake trying to get drunk

by Death Menace October 28, 2022

drunk protest

When you run away from the cops but you're drunk and think you're protesting against coyotes.

I had a drunk pwotest *coughcough* i mean drunk protest UWU UWU

by Wizodin September 27, 2020

drunk nose

A term used to describe the natural phenomenon wherein an individual has a lesser sense of smell when under the influence of alcohol.

Rob: "I can't stand the smell of cigarettes when I'm sober, but they're not bothering me now that I'm wasted."

Borat:"You have the drunk nose. Very nice."

by ace71730 June 24, 2010

drunk santa

when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.

So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.

by Hula_girlkicksit September 02, 2018

disney drunk

When you get off a Disney ride and feel slightly, or very, drunk.

Guy: After I got off that ride, I felt Disney Drunk.
Girl: I feel your pain.

by Ezra A. March 16, 2016