no dad

when your dad leaves you for milk and doesn’t return

teacher: it’s bring your dad too school day
joe: i have no dad, he left

by random_noodle342 April 28, 2021

Pozer dad

A dad who never is around specifically a boy who has had a child and has not yet become a man and is chasing paper instead of guiding the next generation of the Family in truth. More specifically a boy who's father was never around and yet still chooses to not be in their children's life. Truefully a boy who has not yet understood the unconditional love of a Father.

Damn! That dude is such a Pozer dad.

by Be-got-ten August 14, 2019

Dad

Something you don’t have

Your friend: Hi where is your dad

You: What’s that ?

by Ihaveadad April 23, 2022

im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him

im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!

by Gullellellelle November 19, 2019

Stephens dad

Gone

Stephens dad gone like the wind

by JigglyStephen September 22, 2022

ur dad is hot

Yeah ur dad is pretty hot..

Dude Carley ur dad is hot 😍😍😍

by I❤️Hot dads a lot 😍😍 March 31, 2022

Dad

someone who left you for the milk

a: where’s ur dad
b: he left me for the milk
c: lol i knew it

by SteveCobs September 15, 2024