January 8

National ZEDNED day! Go and stream ZEDNED all day as they are the best duo ever

Yasss ZEDNED can rail me on January 8 and any fucking day

by uterusnumberone March 14, 2022

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8==D (())

An emoticon for penis and vagina

(Insinuating sex if ya didn't guess)

Justin: I sent "8==D (())?" To my gf today

by Lonley loser November 26, 2020

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August 8

the day where you have to go up to a girl you like and hug them no excuses

hey todays August 8
oh I better go see Emily

by crazydates123 August 4, 2024

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April 8

National Eat something sweet day

"What day is it today again?"

"Oh its April 8th the day of eating something sweet."

"YESS let's go to the shop to buy something sweet."

by yagirlloaahh September 19, 2022

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When you are on a two lane two way road and realize that you missed a left turn so you make a U turn and go diagonally to it. But then you realize its the wrong one and it’s actually ahead so you make another U turn. Then you move left to get on the correct side again.

Person 1: I had to make a 8 turn today and now I feel stupid.

Person 2: You feel stupid? I made a Z turn because I didn’t notice the side I was on was under construction. I didn’t even finish the turn after the diagonal… I had to get my car towed AND fixed!

by anonymous September 11, 2022

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