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Jason : you- you heard me..?
Krissidy : Yes yes I did☺️
Krissidy : Im so inlove with you too :)
Jason : you- you heard me..?
Krissidy : Yes yes I did☺️
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Get the qaswedfrtghyujkiol;p['\]zxcvbnm,./ mug.An urban slang term referring to Dom Pérignon's, Rosé (pronounced Roh-say) Champagne, produced by Moet and Chandon of Louis Vuitton Moet Hennessey (LVMH) holding company.
A richer color champagne blend with distinctly bolder flavor and much more intense finish than the standard vintage of Dom Perignon, at usually more than twice its retail price.
A richer color champagne blend with distinctly bolder flavor and much more intense finish than the standard vintage of Dom Perignon, at usually more than twice its retail price.
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