Red Handy

When a menstruating woman pleasures herself and her dude walks in a catches her and he’s disgusted so to try and make it better she give him a hand job with her bloody hand.

Guy 1: Why is your dick red, I can’t put that in my mouth?
Guy 2: Oh, craziest thing, I caught your sister masturbating and to keep me from running and telling everyone, she gave me a Red Handy.
Guy 1: GROSS DUDE SHE’S ON HER PERIOD!
Guy 2: Haha, exactly.

by Captain Red Wing June 6, 2018

Red Ender

When a man’s bellend has a abnormal red hue from too much masturbation.

‘’I jacked off dozens of times recently. I’ve got a pretty bad red ender. I hope nobody sees it.’’

by homerbellerin August 9, 2021

red lobster

RED LOBSTER IS A Man WITH MAFIA CONNECTIONS AND RICH UNCLES HE IS ALSO A POTUS (useless piece of fucking shit)

he is a red lobster
oh he is that rich?!!

by mein leben February 8, 2017

Red Sauce

Synonym for Tomato Sauce, or Ketchup. Very tasty with chips.

Twitch streamer BigKrill_ refuses this to be a real word.

Person : Oh, I'm having red sauce as a side.
BigKrill_ : It's NOT called Red Sauce it's Ketchup.

by Nutsizlive April 8, 2023

Red flag

A red flag is a person who was a bad personality.. like, very bad personality. Just stay away from them.

My friend is a red flag

by jayson.the.avgeek May 30, 2023

red starfish

The aftershock of a massive dinner of Mexican food

"How are you after margaritas last night?"

"Aw, dude, red starfish."

by _jimmiesrustled February 22, 2014

Red Ram

The act of taking one's virginity.

"Oh she got Red Rammed? Danm, how bad?"

"I Red Rammed the shit out of her!"

by Frank Fisterton February 8, 2018