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The dirty librarian

A sex act where the woman or respective bottom reads a book while the man or respective top has sex with them in an attempt to disrupt their reading.
I gave my girlfriend the dirty librarian last night while she was reading
by Supergirlglue September 12, 2024
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Stupid Dirty Thug

When you see someone so dirty and so Thug-ish you just want to stick a 3 meter pipe up their butt while making them shoot sperm all over themselves
That guy Danny is such a stupid dirty thug im gonna put it in him
by TheGoatJman128477328888 October 30, 2024
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The Dirty Gavin

One man sits in a chair while the second proceeded to pass gas in his face, while a third proceeded to give oral sex to the receiver of the gas.
Yo bros, you wanna do the dirty Gavin tonight?
Dude that dirty Gavin was crazy last night.
by Srd-lrb November 6, 2024
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Ridin Dirty

“Can you go check out the chips section? Customer has rolled on his side and, due to the mess, is suspected of ridin dirty.”
by Magical_Beazor November 29, 2024
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The Dirty Sherise

The dirty Sherise

You're on top, and you ride him like a wild bitch until he's close to coming - then you affix your hands over his mouth and nose so he cannot breathe and bring him to an axfixiation orgasm before releasing your grasp and he comes inside of you.

Then, you quickly squeeze his come out into your right hand, spray a line of Whipping cream across it, and dress it with a maraschino cherry (stem attached), and fuckin' slam that over his mouth as he takes his first dying gasp for air.

Immediately after he gasps, but before he chokes, you fuckin' slap him HARD across the face with your left hand.

Then leave him puking and gasping for life as you walk away without looking back, or caring otherwise about his wellbeing.

As you exit, tell him,
If you live through it, I'll be back tomorrow.
I met this dude last night, and after a nice dinner together I told him "I've got your dessert back at my place. Let's GO." Well of course he rushed out of the restaurant like his ass was on fire! Once we got to my place, I promptly stripped off his clothes and performed the Dirty Sherise on him. He did not live through it; he was not worthy.
by The Real Sherise December 2, 2024
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Do dirty

An illegally possessed firearm that one uses in the commission of crime(s).
I got the do dirty for putting in work.

We blasted on that foo and I tossed the do dirty in the creek.
by Jim E. Jam December 17, 2024
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Maya Dirty Feet Guy

A guy who obsesses over fictional women's feet, typically female video game characters. This obsession goes so far into the extreme that it becomes a core personality trait of a person.
"Charlie Kirk won't stop talking about Aloy's Feet, he's such a Maya Dirty Feet Guy"
by KiyyDumb February 12, 2026
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