dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024

National Boyfriend day

on august 3rd it’s national boyfriend day!!! yay

girlfriend: do you know w what today is?
boyfriend: what?
girlfriend: national boyfriend day!

by singlelifebestlife August 2, 2020

national be weird day

On January 24is be weird day.So be weird people LIKE MEEEEEEEEEE! Well just be as weird as u like. You can kiss ur bff be awesome and weird

Ava:its National be weird day
Bff:EVERYONE BE WEIRD!

by Bagelwithcreamcheese November 2, 2019

National love day

You have to show lots of love today

Mike:Did u hear it National love day

Jake:yeah I’ma buy my girlfriend chocolate today and ice cream

by Mikados September 28, 2021

National Act Slow Day

December 6th is national act slow day, a day where you act slow and retarted all day .

Alex: December 6th you know what that means...
Brie: National act slow day..

by Jayla Cat December 4, 2019

Tvsoot appreciation day

November 13th is Tvsoot appreciation day! A day to appreciate the nicest and most amazing person in the whole world<3

Oakie: o: it’s Tvsoot appreciation day
Brian: what’s that??
Oakie: it’s a day to appreciate Tvsoot! :D

by Oaksee November 12, 2021

National Tamia Day

National Tamia Day is actually celebrated 365 days of the year. Tamia is the best so we celebrate her all the time.

“I can’t wait to celebrate National Tamia Day, her pussy smells good”

by NationalYkWhoDay June 10, 2022