Who the Fuck is Dennis?

Did the worms send you?

So, I have one question to ask you. A very important question. A question which must never be asked under normal circumstances, but I feel I must:

WHO THE FUCK IS DENNIS?

by Brother_Andre November 29, 2020

fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.

"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

fuck a lot February

you've heard of dick down December, and no nut November, but now introducing fuck a lot February where for the whole month.. (with consent) its a full month to use as an excuse to get the d*ck or p*ssy!

Hey babe, I know we had s*x yesterday but you know it is fuck a lot February so its okay if we do it again, if you want!

Hey cutie, have you heard its fuck a lot February? wanna go round 2?

by getpaidtogetlaid November 30, 2020

fuck a lot February

You've heard of no nut November and dick down December.. its basically the same thing for the month of February! please use with consent though :)

Hey babe, I know we already did it today but its fuck a lot February … wanna do it again today?
Hey cutie, I know you finished but its fuck a lot February.. round 3?

by getpaidtogetlaid November 30, 2020

fuck you

whoever wrote that one definition of that one word deserves to breath in poisonous gas

no fuck you

by igrre November 30, 2020

FUCK🙏

A sign of sympathy to a person's death but you actually don't know or don't care about them

"Did King Von just die? FUCK🙏"

by gloop dealer December 1, 2020

Try to fuck crush december

Girls have to try the hardest they can to french kiss( or even further) their crush while their crush tries to not cooperate with his crush.

Jean, we have to do the Try to fuck crush december challenge, it´s really hard.
Alicia, my boyfriend has already started this last year, we have not fucked in the last year.

by Not Quim December 1, 2020