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Skull fucking

The act when you shimmy your head up someone’s butt hole
Damn dude I was skull fucking that chick last night. My whole head could fit up her ass.”
by Skullz4L April 08, 2023
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Skull fucking

A more brutal variation of face fucking where instead of thrusting into your partner's mouth to reach gratification, the person getting blown grabs the head of their partner and violently pushes it up and down their shaft, most commonly by pulling their hair into a ponytail, although this can also be achieved by holding their head with both hands. This variation is seen as more brutal because of the risk violently jerking your partner's head can have on their neck, with whiplash being the most common injury.
"Hey, man, did you hear about Nika? She went to the hospital last night." "Yeah, dude, I'd heard about a fight between her and her boyfriend" "No, buddy, it's even crazier. He was skull fucking her, and she slipped a disk in her neck. She's going to need a brace for a month."
by Curare the defenestrator December 16, 2022
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You do not want to be Fucked by a seven nation Army like Douglas will be 1000000 times in his washing machine
by Cody5050 February 01, 2022
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dry skull fuck

When u fuck someones ear till it bleeds.Then after that u get ur penis and whack the back of there head.
Damn Rose that was the best dry skull fuck ever.
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thump fuck

When you aren't interested in the girl because of how ugly she is, but you sleep with her because she is easy.
"Did Jeff really just screw that beast Monica?"
"Yeah, but he was drunk and she was a thump fuck."
by Dark Dave December 01, 2016
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