National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
Get the National Nice Daymug. When all of your friends are talking about if they’re going to do a legs day or a chest day at the gym, and you tell them you’re just going to play Xbox all day.
Nah I’m not going to the gym, it’s a thumbs day for me. I’ve been light on cardio also so I might walk to the microwave soon.
by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016
Get the Thumbs Daymug. July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.
by Microsoft Inc. July 11, 2024
Get the July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Daymug. On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)
by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023
Get the National Your Past Self Daymug. Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.
National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.
National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
by Tit day tit day October 1, 2023
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Get the Eat A Vegan Daymug.