freshman ditch day

don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school

“why didn’t u come to school?” because today is freshman ditch day i ditched 😆

by schooldays May 16, 2023

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Grab dick day

4/22 grab that dick day go grab your bays dick

I'ma grab your dick because its National Grab Dick day

by Sarah haddon April 22, 2019

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August 5th, the day you show that man of your dreams how much he is appreciated, loved, cared for, and all that is above and beyond. Do everything you can for this boy on this day, anything he needs and or wants, and i mean ANYTHING, including, VIDEO GAMES, free head pass, soapy boobies, WAP, and etc. Now go make him feel special bitches.

“What’d you get your boyfriend on National Boyfriends Day”?

“Whatever the fuck he wanted”!

National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him

by dfkdfghusf August 5, 2021

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International Bedon's day

Bedon's day is an international holiday that has people celebrate any Deboms existence. Bedon's Day takes place April 11th.

"Bro it's international Bedon's day !"
"How"
(They kissed)

by Emakmu April 7, 2021

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National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

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