Fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day

On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.

Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"

by kirbonthecob1 July 19, 2024

your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle

guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR

by cockwafer June 13, 2024

Fucking Fuckery Fuck Fuck

A word to use when you're so pissed at something, it shall be only used in extremely dire situations of anger and rage.

(Your inner gamer rage has activated!)

You: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING FUCKERY FUCK FUCK RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING SHIT!!

by TheRuszard January 13, 2024

The fuck you can

When someone thinks that they can do whatever they want, so you say "The fuck you can".

Guy 1: "Im gonna go to your house and fuck your wife and you won't do anything about it"

Guy 2: "The fuck you can boy, I will slit your throat and make you gargle on your own blood"

by trust me bro, i know April 21, 2019

ebay fucked

1. Buying something of ebay, and not receiving the item.

2. Buying an item on ebay, and not receiving the item as described.

Hey man I just bought an Ipod for 20$ then a week later I realized that I got ebay fucked.

by 14runningman August 08, 2011

Fuck it robe

A robe you wear when you just don't give a fuck anymore.

-Dude is James okay? He is wearing a fuck it robe.
-No James wife left him he has given up.

by Captain_Nova July 03, 2017

Fuck me boots

White ankle high boots that girls in Southern California tend to wear in the spring. They often represent repressed feelings of daddy issues. And tend to represent an eagerness to fuck.

“Hey Hannah nice fuck me boots, let’s go to the bungalow and do some blow in our flowery dresses and then go to 800 degrees.”

by Captainmoon May 19, 2024