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Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.
*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

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by anonymous February 16, 2021
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Dis(The fuck)Appeared

When something just completely vanishes
"My ship was just here"
"Yea it didn't even fly away it just

Dis(The fuck)appeared
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Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty
A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...
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token fuck

Token fuck is when you get token fucked in your asshole by James Charles leaving a token shape in your ass
Holy shit that squirrel just got token fucked so hard
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one fucking hundred

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Fuck

As a noun it is one of the most offensive insults. You can never ever call someone a fuck without meaning it. If you're messing with your friends and one of them calls you a fuck, they meant it and you need to reevaluate your relationship with this person.
Person 1: You're can be stupid fuck sometimes.
Person 2 and rest of group: *laughter*
Later
Person 2: Wait a minute . . .
by ZASJ January 12, 2019
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The Suited Fuck

When your in the middle of anal sex, but also late for a meeting. So you run down the street with your woman still attached to your dick.
"Damn, I was late this morning, so I almost had to do the suited fuck!"
by J.T November 26, 2018
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