national bite your boyfriend day

everybody with a boyfriend has to bite them every time they see them on October 13th

holy moly its national bite your boyfriend day im gonna go bite his ass

by awesomesaucemanthateatsbutt October 12, 2025

National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence

Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025

Working With a Full Day

Means someone’s fully locked in, no half-steppin — they giving it their all, whether it’s hustlin’, grindin’, or wildin’. If they working with a full day, they’re all in, mind, body, and energy.

“Bruh, that dude Javon up the block working with a full day, fasho — certified crazy.” — Locals in the hood

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 13, 2025

National, tell your crush you like them day.

On the 7th of May, you have to tell your crush you like them. They might say yes. Plus the worst they can say is no, and rejection is a great way to learn that you don't need a goth gf. Or anyone who is toxic or just a bad person you deserve better. If they say no its okay. There's more fish in the sea.

*male one, walks up to girl* did you hear that John got rejected by Bethany. On National, tell your crush you like them day.*woman* on my god really. Well I guess that's nice of her not to be an ass about it since John is pretty sensitive. *male* also i like you. *woman* reallyyyyyy! On my gosh! *gives really cute eye stare* I like you to! Your such a great friend to have. Oh can I tell you about this boy I like? He works at a cat cafe. *male. Really disappointed, thinking well i told her and im friend zoned. That's okay I guess..... gives forced smile* oh really go on.

by Itsamebobvy October 13, 2025

Rikkie Day

A self-proclaimed "team-building" or "mental health" day where you don't use sick leave, PTO or vacation time, but also don't do any actual work. Instead, you spend the entire workday running errands, doing chores or just living your best 9-to-5 life while your boss thinks you're grinding away.

Different from skipping out for a long lunch or ducking out early—a Rikkie Day covers the whole shift.

"Are you actually working today" "Yes and no, it's a Rikkie Day"

by Rex1964 October 14, 2025

Latter-Day Slut

A girl who claims she's LDS but really isn't (She is just a hoe)

"Man she said she was LDS but she's a real Latter-Day Slut"

by Huntigla October 14, 2025

I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.

How will you go to hell if you have work to do man.

Frisk: go to hell.
Burger Pants: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Frisk: what the hell?

by The True Manchild October 14, 2025