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poop money

the excess funds one accrues from having an insanely well paying job or rich family, which one then spends frivolously on goods and services.
"man, i'm so wasted. chase's poop money bought us so many drinks last."

"mr. jones shits money. he bought another rolls royce with his poop money."
by samwich man May 15, 2010
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poop candle

A masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. Before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their anus, wick end first. Once inserted the internal head produced by the "candlers" anus causes the candle to soften' allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the "candle burner".

Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.
Ryan's poop candle reminded him of that time he didn't wash after having unprotected anal sex with with his high school sweetheart Rebecca.
by one leg out the box January 16, 2012
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poop gut

A pouch of fat located just below the belly button that extends to the vagina. Commonly seen on women giving the illusion of a mass of poop build-up in the intestines.
Her face was hot but did you see her poop gut?
by The Bee September 29, 2004
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Poop tube

A sexual device created by Bill Cosby in 1975. The tube is to be lubed up then inserted inside both partners anuses. One partner then leans him or herself on something and proceeds to shit in the other persons ass when the shit goes down the tube. The partner who recieved the shit then gets on top of there partner and shits there partners shit on their own chest, face, or mouth. The device has remained popular in scat porn circles and an electric poop tube is forthcoming.
I was watching Bill Cosbys porn series "Back
Door Fuglies" last night and I noticed that his infamous poop tube was featured extensively. It was awesome some guy ate his own shit that his partner pooped in his mouth, it was tasty. I Loved it so much that I Went out and bought the stretchable poop tube and I ate my own shit.
by Mcfarthuntd19 February 9, 2010
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Poop Cloud

The cloud that is left behind when a shit sits at the bottom of the toilet for too long and then is flushed
That upper decker left behind a poop cloud that could be seen for weeks.
by g-- money January 9, 2010
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poop block

The one solid piece of poop that is stopping you from a diarrhea disaster.
Thank goodness that i had a poop block during that party or else things would have gotten ugly!
by seak_69 July 11, 2010
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Poop Walk

The act of taking such a long turd that it bottoms out the toilet while still connected to your asshole and you have stand up off the toilet and walk the turd off until the connection breaks.
Guy 1: Dude I deployed such a long monkey tail shit that I had to do the poop walk!
Guy 2: Damn dude did it break clean?
Guy 1: Nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud butt! It took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
Guy 2: Dude you get some pictures?
Guy 1: You know it dude!
by Capt. Newt November 25, 2013
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