french fellation

the action of sucking a snail's cock like a frenchie

the frogs love to give the snails a french fellation

by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025

French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions

Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok

by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019

french slapper

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch

French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?

Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it

by Doodle May 7, 2018

French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.

My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.

by shniggs September 14, 2015

Isabelle French

faster than sonic and usain bolt
stronger than knuckles and goku
smarter than tails and a 5th grader COMBINED
and looks like max greenfield

Woah!!! who is that sexy thang running

That’s Isabelle French! She’s faster, smarter and stronger than everything!

by Elise Partlow October 4, 2023

French Montana

Those goddamn annoying Minecraft Villagers you hear on the radio.

Mackey: Why do I hear a Villager on the radio?

Minnie: It's probably that French Montana douche again!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023