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World War 2

Started by Germany and Japan, finished by Russia and America (we helped as well), some very nasty stuff went on as well on ALL sides, I dont have time to go into it, its best left in the past though.
Hitler 1945: FFS, whats all these explosions?

Goebbles: Thats the Russians Mein Fuhrer, I dont think theyre very happy with you.

Hitler: Oh fuck, I guessed that means weve lost World War 2 then?

Goebbles: fraid so.
by Poindexter1 February 14, 2007
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weasel war dance

A "dance" performed by weasels and ferrets when they get extremely excited or threatened. They tend to jump around while making a strange barking noise. Most animals that do the weasel war dance get very clumsy and will run into things.
Coined by the comic strip Dilbert.
Person A: What's your ferret doing?
Person B: Oh, she's doing the weasel war dance.
by Jaquelyn Hyde July 9, 2009
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Guild Wars 2

Guild Wars 2 is an MMO, the sequal to Guild Wars and the most over-hyped game ever which is scheduled to be released in late August 2012. According to hype, this will be the best game ever written, it will kill World of Warcraft instantly the day it is released, it will cure cancer and bring world peace to the planet. In reality, it will be lucky if it has similar success to the #2 MMO right now, namely SWTOR, which only has about 10% of the subscribers that WoW has.
Guild Wars Fan Boy: Hey did you try out the awesome Guild Wars 2 Beta event weekend? Wasn't that the awesomest game you ever played? It will totally kill WoW.

Wow player: Actually, I didn't really like it. I don't see what is so great about the game.

Guild Wars 2 Fan Boy: WHAT?!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GAME LIKE THAT! You must be playing it all wrong, you're an idiot!!!
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war hammer

Somthing Ashlinn wants to get when shes older
jesus I need to get one of thoughs
by ............ March 25, 2003
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release the dogs of war

Unloading your cum deep into a female.
So i was fucking sally and felt my balls tighten, so i slamed my cock deep into her and it was time to release the dogs of war.
by jacov1234 January 10, 2012
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the great nerd war

The war between PS3, Xbox 360, and WII.
Bob the nerd: Hey Joe wat side r u on fer teh ps3 vs. xbox 360 vs. the wii

Joe the jock: you mean the great nerd war?

*bob is sad*

Joe *walking away* hehehe
by herpa derpa art class January 22, 2011
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tug of war wedgie

A wedgie where you use the victim as a rope.
1) capture your victim
2)get him on his stomach with his hands behind his back, tied(he can be naked or not just make sure he had tighty whites on, it doesn't work without them)
3)tie a rope between his legholes, and another rope around his feet.

4)draw a line on the middle of his back, and a matching one on the floor, make sure they line up
5) have on group pull on the one rope, and vice versa
6) who ever gets the line on the persons back on their side of the line on the floor wins.
7) you might want to put multiple pairs of underwear on your victim, as only one might break
those jocks just gave me a tug of war wedgie! its one of the worst kinds I've gotten this year!
by wedgiedefiner October 16, 2020
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