The home of the Shockers. The shockers are a group of men that wear shorts which appear to be covering an overfilled diaper. They also play with each others' balls while in court. Inexplicably, a large number of "fans" (translation from French slang: morons) pay actual money to see this. Thus money could be used for extra trash bags or maybe a subscription to "Hand washing your laundry Weekly". Apparently, they also teach some classes and such there, but the bureaucratic policy of Wichita State University is to treat students as nuisance parasites who should be annoyed until eradication.
Fan (moron): Did you see the Wichita State University Shockers made it to sweet sixteen?
Student: No, I was busy thinking about my future laundry experience, I have to prioritize.
Student: No, I was busy thinking about my future laundry experience, I have to prioritize.
by impartial_derivative April 06, 2015
by Holla April 08, 2005
Guy 1: Did you hear that Joe got accepted into Penn State University?
Guy 2: Oh Shit! He's gonna get raped in the locker room!
Guy 2: Oh Shit! He's gonna get raped in the locker room!
by FiZz CoLa June 22, 2015
The University of Cape Town (aka UCT) is South Africa's and Africa's top ranking university. It's a multi-cultural research institution in the southern suburb of Rondebsch in Cape Town. It's home to some of the world's most beautiful views as its nestled against the slope of Table Mountain. It's girls are beautiful as well. It's way better their (main) rivals Stellenbosch university. Heck, UCT even got a double mention of the popular US TV sitcom Suits. Many American students do a semester abroad here.
by krugsie September 04, 2014
A school in Tolleson, Arizona that is known for being very challenging, but at the same time very rewarding for anyone who wants a future scholarship opportunity. One can expect to be mentally challenged if they dare choose to enroll.
"How's University High School been treating you?"
"I've been drowning in work, but overall it's pretty great."
"I've been drowning in work, but overall it's pretty great."
by Name2600 October 16, 2019
Some people state that Resetting the Universe is a difficult, epic task that not many take on.
You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.
' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'
' How epic. '
You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.
' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'
' How epic. '
' Gabby and Connor made an epic journey to Atlantis to find the Staples that holds the button that will make 2. Resetting the Universe possible '
' Oh God guys your so epic '
' Oh God guys your so epic '
by epicccc kids December 31, 2009
Midwestern State University: Where the local goose problem is handled with caustic gases – because when geese overstay their welcome, even the air has a way of reminding them it's time to migrate.
by Theadore guisel October 28, 2023