Tom

Ultimate shredder, founding member of shredrin clan and could fuck anyone’s wife at the snap of his finger

Yoo did you see how lean Tom looks? Yea it’s because he is shredding

by MasterShredder May 28, 2021

The Tom

not to be mistaken for peeping tom, a tall leader of a grassy country (usually in Europe)

I consider the leader of Poland "The Tom"

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

Tom Banks

The typical bitch boy of the friendship group. Is known for friend zoning himself with every lady he talks to.

Thinks he’s the big man in every situation but really only wears an over sized puffer jacket and air max’s ( pops the bubbles in every shoe tho)

Trim is a solid 2/10 (no wonder he’s in the brother zone)

Jake ‘’ is that’s a tom banks over there ‘’

Hayden ‘’ yes can’t you tell from the puffer jacket and trim’’

Jake ‘’ oh yeah I’ve clocked, another girl without a boyfriend by his side’’

by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020

Tom Marvolo Riddle

A Slytherin guy, who is often found trying to kill Harry at the end of each of the books in some way or another.

Also known as the Muggle name for Lord Voldemort.

V/TMR: Voldemort is my past, present and future. - Tom writes his name in midair. Tom Marvolo Riddle rearranges it's letters to spell I am Lord Voldemort-
H: -gasps-

by KillerBangs May 4, 2023

Tom Holland

Tom Holland is literally the most adorable person in the entire world. Some idiots don't think he's that cute but as I said they're idiots. Tomdaya aka Tom Holland and Zendaya may be a thing most people say they are but Tom and Zendaya say that they're only friends nothing more.

Me: Tom Holland looks so hot.
My friend: Who's Tom Holland?
Me: (Whacks friend with a baseball bat) Don't ever say that you don't know who he is.

by Gabe itch 420 April 9, 2019

Peeping Tom and Orange Doe

Peeping Tom and Orange Doe is a spin off of the story of orange doe. Peeping Tom was looking through a window when she saw Orange Doe brushing his teeth in perfect condition even though his hands were not recovered. She stole the toothbrush and had their baby, Psychology.

Peeping Tom and Orange Doe are couple goals- their cheating son psychology is not a goal, though.

by Doe Life July 9, 2024

To Tom Brady a bitch

To choose your passion, career, or personal ambition over your romantic relationship or family life—often with a touch of guilt, swagger, or unapologetic focus.

I didn’t want to miss my big audition, so I had to Tom Brady a bitch and skip our anniversary dinner.”

by Vane April 29, 2025