When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.
Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.
by ponytrekker March 25, 2022
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A vape u hit through the side of ur mask during quarantine
by GOTY'M February 19, 2021
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When your penis must be tucked to the side when wearing dress pants or slacks to avoid a bulge at a formal event
Jimmy you need to side winder that hog!
by Boxmuncher829 September 22, 2023
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A band not notable for any music prowess or talent. Not even notable for having a halfway decent song. In other words , they suck. Total and complete shitty “metal” band. And that’s an insult to shitty “metal” bands. These guys are total shit.. however they are notable because the fat bass player , Danny Marinara knocked tough guy Glenn Danzig the fuck out! And deservedly so. Glenn pushed Danny Marinara first, and so Danny Marinara threw a straight haymaker to Danzig , promptly knocking him the fuck out.. which led to butthurt many of Danzigs fan boiis, and a smear campaign of The North Side King shitty bass player, Danny Marinara.. .. now don’t get it twisted , if Danny Marinara was half as good at bass guitar as he is at cheap shots- he might just have a career… this band is total and complete horse shit. But the bass player throw a hella cheap shot!
Danny Marinara : we’re hungry , Glenn we’ve been out here 8 hours! There’s 3 other bands!!
Glenn Danzig: That was MY soup and sandwiches muthafukker!!
Glenn Danzig: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERR!!

North side kings still undefeated!!
by Danny Marinara(like the sauce) September 21, 2022
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A chaddi sanghi who would not mind a genocide. He waits on the side waiting for the proper time.
e.g. No, no. I (chaddi sanghi) would like to see them brought to justice by law. I do not support violence, i'm jain of side.
by gopniku February 20, 2021
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The act of asking someone's advise/opinion, but always against what they say.
Quit asking what I think if you're just gonna be oppo-siding!
by Divinessence June 16, 2020
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