Nerd Table

A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.
Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.

Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.

Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...
by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010
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Bootleg Nerd

A person who is nerdy but still dumb as fuck. Knows bullshit facts but fails to remember the simplest of actual useful things.
“Wow Timmy is so smart!”

Nah, he’s just a bootleg nerd.”
by The Wholesome Guru September 19, 2018
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Lapsed Nerd

A nerd now trying to make his social stand, by becoming a genius slacker. Usually has low self-esteem and is on the course of becoming a Geek. Might very well be fucking himself up further down the road.
"Well, shit, I'm stayin' in AP with an F, so I dunno, man." - Common phrase for a lapsed nerd.
by EchKay-fohrseecksteen February 07, 2012
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caught nerding

When a friend or acquaintance makes a reference to a widely known fantasy, or otherwise nerdy realm, and it just doesn’t hit.
Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.

Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.
by CactusInAHat April 21, 2024
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caught nerding

When a friend or acquaintance makes a reference to a widely known fantasy, or otherwise nerdy realm, and it just doesn’t hit.
Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.

Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.
by CactusInAHat April 21, 2024
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caught nerding

When a friend or acquaintance makes a reference to a widely known fantasy, or otherwise nerdy realm, and it just doesn’t hit.
Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.

Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.
by CactusInAHat April 21, 2024
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caught nerding

When a friend or acquaintance makes a reference to a widely known fantasy, or otherwise nerdy realm, and it just doesn’t hit.
Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.

Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.
by CactusInAHat April 21, 2024
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