Gritz Lady

A 40 something year old woman who ALWAYS has to tell people how it is and sometimes point out the obvious in what is wrong in a situation – no matter how big or small the issue at hand is. While some may view her as a chronic complainer or battleaxe, others may view her as giving constructive criticism to improve the situation.

While eating at a casino breakfast buffet, Gritz Lady sits down with her hot bowl of what was labeled as grits on the buffet table (she was skeptical as she ladled the porridge into her bowl to start with). Upon further examination and initial consumption of said “grits,” she loudly exclaims to her boyfriend, “These are NOT grits, this is Malt-O-Meal; I’m going to set someone straight on this.” Needless to say, the poor young man working hard to keep the buffet line wiped up spic and span got an ear full about the issue of the bait and switch regarding labeled hot grits when in reality they had filled the pot with Malt-O-Meal. (this is the very situation where the boyfriend coined the name; the stories and complaints go on and on and on...)

by Gritz Lady September 20, 2011

pancho lady

a girl who swears the that pancho she is wearing is a kimono.

we have a pancho lady here at work. She claims to say her pancho isn't a pancho

by cad master September 25, 2014

concorde lady

A nickname that can be used for a 40 year old female figure skater who has a tendancy to stretch for at least 1 hour before hitting the ice. She also refuses to talk to anyone during her stretches.

Woah, concorde lady really is off the hook.

by SarahTheSpectacular January 12, 2008

Ladies' Woman

A ladies' man except she's a woman who enjoys spending time and flirting with women.

Maria: Look at Sophia go talk up those girls
Alex: She's such a ladies' woman

by NintendoXtream February 12, 2023

Reverse Lady and the Tramp

When hitting a girl from behind, you shove a submarine sandwich in her butt while eating it from the other end.

Joe was asked if there’s anything new that she’d like to try.. she said.. grab that submarine sandwich and let’s try a “Reverse Lady and the Tramp”

by Boogasuga69 January 14, 2025

Lady D

code name of diarrhea

Today I had a meeting with Lady D, and I got dirty all the toilet

by Hephae August 3, 2017

Lady and The Tramp’d

A romantic gesture involving two people getting on opposite sides of a long/tubular food item (ex: burrito, spaghetti, sour patch straw) and meeting at the middle.

Person 1: “Last night was so romantic”

Person 2: “What happened”

Person 1: “Trent took me out to the local gas station, where we Lady and the Tramp’d a piece of Licorice”

Person 2: “Cute!”

by roach.baddie July 18, 2023