Jake Forburger

Jake Forburger is used to describe a very cool, calm, and athletic white man. Along with very sought after by the ladies.

Veronica: Whose that tall glass of milk?

bystander: Team captain Jake Forburger of course

by tomdemp October 2, 2025

Jake

Jake is a dickhead who shoots up heroine on the bathroom floor of his ex girlfriends apartment while placing a fish on his head. He is also the person who would shoot up a school and forget how to use a gun.

Jake is a piece of meth baby shit

by Loverboyyyzzz December 4, 2019

Jake Minch

Jake is the best. If he is on your side or your best friend or a friend you are lucky. He will always make you laugh. He may say many weird things but he is the best. So if you have a friend called jake you are very lucky.

Jake Minch is the best

by Damian Tomaszewski July 12, 2019

Jake olsen

The most unfunny guy to ever walk to planet.

Oh here comes jake olsen, not this fucking guy.

by Jcole world256 June 1, 2022

Wet Jake

When you lick your finger and then run it from genitals to asshole or from asshole to genitals while running between someone's legs.

If you keep that up I'm going to give you a wet Jake.

by Checkoff June 13, 2024

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake

Doesn't give a shit will beet the shit out of u gets rejected by girls

Jake that door isn't reel give up

by John billson April 15, 2022