My best friend is Mya.
by sports1234 July 24, 2019

Ejaculation onto someone as soon as they walk into a room. Done to be humiliating, implying that sexual activity with target would have been less satisfying than jerking ones self off.
by DecepticonZombie June 4, 2018

A girl that you can tell anything to and she will just listen…. A girl that will comfort you when you’re sad… a girl that will cuddle you like a big brother or hold you like a little brother. A girl who is always there for you when you’re lonely, need her or don’t. she is something that you don’t wanna lose. she’s trustworthy and honest. no matter what you did she texts you goodnight or good morning. she loves and cherishes you when you don’t know it, she’s always what you want in a person to be with you forever. she’s almost like your sister and you treat her like a princess and she treats you with upmost respect.
by emilyybooxxo January 7, 2023

Best Friend Mario is a meaning of having a best friend that would care about you and only likes you for your food. He is also a cat.
by smh_mxa September 19, 2016

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.
From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"
From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"
Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis
by Coox1e May 15, 2025

Poser: hey dude whats your best trick
Skater : i dont know like an inward heel or something
Poser: never mind you will beat me
Skater : i dont know like an inward heel or something
Poser: never mind you will beat me
by Skate14 September 18, 2015

I’ve had the pleasure of knowing my roomates for over two years now, and I can promise you there is no one else I would rather live with. Kat, Nicole and Rachel are the only people I would ever want to live with. Therefor they take the leading definition for the term “best roomates”
by Barbra cartrum September 2, 2022
