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I am the one the one the one 

you are the one.
I am the one the one the one. Try to unscramble this message. I W I L L N O T L I V E T H A T L O N G P L E A S E H E L P

Dick, the one eyed wonder stick

Dick, the one eyed wonder stick and I enjoy our exiting little moments alone together

the omen 

the omen is a horror movie so bad it actualy became funny at parts...also has some pretty random cut scenes...not hard to predict whats gonna happen next either... has some pretty bad acting too.
1. lol that chick just got kicked in the face!
2. damien why dont you change your facial expression more than 3 times throughout the movie?
Jo: hey steve did you see the omen?
steve: yea...i wish i could get that 2 hours of my life back...
the omen by Mr. Smiley Pants June 11, 2006

The Old Switcharoo 

post yourself as a woman on a chat site and get a date but when you meet, dress like a woman and tuck your juck in between your legs, hopefully you get in bed with this man (or woman) and right as you get naked, pull out your "stuff" and hopefully he/she doesn't kill you. Have Fun
John - Hey, lets do it.
Susan - ok, lets get nekkid.
Susan - *whip out junk* Aww yea son!The Old Switcharoo!
John - Oh, you son of a bitch! 'mon kia you!

Ernie the Octopus 

What you call a pain in the ass ex.

These exes are the kind that have the nerve to dump you, and then talk about you behind your back as if you did anything wrong to them.
They like starting drama.
They like getting their new boyfriends/girlfriends in on making sure people think badly of you.

Probably because their ego can't take the fact that you didn't kill yourself as a result of being dumped by them.
Thus they feel the need to make others, as well as themselves, believe that you're still torn up inside over your break up by vocalizing crazy and delusional ideas.

Everyone has had and will have bad experiences with Ernie the Octopus at some point in their life, because they're everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.
Friend: "So I heard that Ernie the Octopus and his girlfriend were telling people in math class that when you passed him by in the hallway he could see your eyes glistening with unshed tears over the pain of losing him and seeing him with someone else."

You: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL?"

check the oil

When preforming the sexual act of "the shocker", after you insert the "stink finger" you lick it off, as to "check the oil"
Man, she was so gross but I checked her oil anyways
check the oil by Billy Leblanc April 24, 2004