a soup box

A pony-like character that makes booty calls on a regular basis.

A soup box boyfriend
aka mike

by mec586 December 28, 2007

Sorrow Soup

A minimalistic food you make with nothing but pasta and chicken broth when you're depressed. Traditionally made a little after midnight when you're hungry after eating nothing the day before because you had no energy to get up and eat something. Despite the name and description, it actually doesn't taste that bad.

"I was so darn hungry last night that I resorted to making myself some sorrow soup."

by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022

Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face

I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon

by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023

onion soup recipe

ingredients: onions, garlic, water, green onions, salami, green beans, soy sauce, fish sauce, plum sauce, salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, chilli flakes, pepper.

recipe:

slice an onion until you have 15 even pieces, 3 pieces of garlic as well

put the pieces in a bowl with lots of water and microwave for 5 minutes on high or 7 minutes on low
pour the onions, garlic and onion water in bowl
add 10 slices of salami sliced
add onion and garlic powder
add the rest to your desired taste.

wow this onion soup recipe is mad fye el hombre

by RupertCambridge February 6, 2023

Grumble Soup

Substitution of dinner, when you don't come home when you are supposed to, go to the bar instead and come home drunk expecting to be fed by your wife, girlfriend mother or significant other. Usually consists of significant other yelling and screaming and possibly throwing objects. May also be some low muttering under wifes breath.

I went out to watch the game last night with the boys and when I got home all I had for dinner was big bowl of Grumble Soup.

by texashabsfan June 15, 2009

oddity soup

When you talk to your crush and you turn into a puddle except it's more poetic and you're edible this way.

"I was talking to Max the other day and just turned into a puddle of oddity soup. He just so amazing!!"

by alcoholic-anxiety August 7, 2017

Soup

Water that as dinner food flavor. You get 0 Nutrition out of it. Taste like shit.

Person A "What is this? Taste like piss that has spices in it"

Person B "Thats soup."

by Toadacid July 18, 2022