shower-stomper

Someone who excretes feces and scat in the showers, then proceeds to stomp it down the drain.

"Did you see Big Mike in the showers?"
"He is a fucking shower-stomper"

by Aoki-kun February 11, 2020

Shower rants

Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.

Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.

by Mr. incredible 12 February 17, 2020

Terrible shower

When you run out of toilet paper and have to take a show to clean your ass.

After taking a dump I went to reach for the tp and none was close so I had to take a terrible shower.

by rwaboss March 7, 2020

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020

Shower Epiphany

When you spontaniously think of the answer to a troubling problem when standing under the shower, usually just before applying shampoo.

Hey dude, I was about to rinse of the soap this morning when I has a shower Epiphany! the answer just came to me, it’s 42!

by GeniousForTheSoap March 14, 2020

Nigerian shower

Coffee enema followed by explosive diarrhea

Phil begged his wife for a Nigerian shower after she finished her White Castle.

by Gearhead1981 June 12, 2020

staten island shower

Using hand sanitizer to clean ur armpits then applying deodorant

I don’t have enough time to get ready so I guess I gotta take a staten island shower lmao don’t judge

by Lamps piano June 28, 2020