School Kid

Those obnoxious little brats who you want to punch in the fucking teeth just for being in the same region as you.

They ask questions they already know the answer to in a slow, nauseating tone just to see if you'll snap. and when you do, they'll run away giggling with all their little queer associates.

They are known to use the worst, most unoriginal come backs that will bring your blood to a boil and you'll want to drop kick their mouthy asses. "I know you are but what am I?"

You can usually find a school kid mocking/copying you, as it is one of their favorite pastimes.

They think they're REALLY cool when they get facebook and start wall-to-walling with their friends saying shit like "LMFAO, that was so funny! XD :P" and "omg! lutz go 2 the moviez l8r." ...shut the fuck up

They also like to tell really dumb, pointless stories. You know what I'm talking about.

If you see a school kid, you are likely to be kind and patient at first.. but be warned, this will change after a few short minutes of conversing with them. their constant annoyances will beat down even the toughest of the tough and you will want to get as far away as possible. if you are unable to escape them, you will have to endure the pain for the time being. good luck.
School Kid: Why is your shirt red?
You: I donno.. i bought it that way i guess.
School Kid: Oh. whyyyy did you buy the red one?
You: ..I wanted to.
School Kid: whyyyyy did you want to?
You: I. Like. Red.
School Kid: whyyyy do you like red?
You: FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE PRICK!!
School Kid: I know you are but what am I? (usually done with devil's smirk)
You: my fuck you're such a school kid!
by Bumsrus October 04, 2011
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Old Schooling it

To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card
"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."
by Naptown85 March 31, 2010
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Exeter School

A private school in Devonshire attended only by loaded pricks. They got the money, they haven't got the brains (apart from the autistic kids).
-Damn, I thought Exeter School kids were supposed to be smart, I heard one of them fell in a drain last week.
-Sounds about white.
by WTAF__ August 06, 2019
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High School

A four year (for some five) sentence. Full of horny and judgmental teenagers with no lives with room temperature IQ. 99.999% spend these four years struggling with a Myspace/Facebook addiction. 4 of 5 students will have/have had and STD by the time graduation rolls around. One of two things; the best or worst years of your life, usually worst. 89% of people that leave high school, regardless of how they felt about it, will not remember there four (sometimes five) years because they were either have been stoned and/or drunk 100% of the time. Temperature is usually never right in high school i.e. cold in the winter and hot in the summer.
"I just graduated high school. It is like getting out of prison after 4 years."
by kqueenn February 07, 2009
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sunday school

A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
- American editor and critic H.L. Mencken
by Sigma February 02, 2005
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school lunch

One of the most disguisting food in the world. It consits of cold burgers, burnt vegeatbles, cold over cooked pizza, and cold food.
Tim got sick for eating school lunch and decided to sue the school board.
by punchie-247 July 19, 2009
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middle school

If you are in or have ever been in middle school you would know its the deepest pit in hell.First, everyone is confused about themselfs because they are going through puberty,which means all the boys think about is having sex and all the girls think about is getting rid of zits and extra weight. Second,the teachers treat you like shit because they are miserable because, well their middle school teachers.Last, the rules are usally confuseing because they want you to be more of an "adult" but, with out the cussing,clothes, or basically freedom.So,yea, welcome to HELL!
i go to middle school, i hate my life.
by you_dont_need_to_know_my_name. January 06, 2010
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