Purple Shlong

1.A 12 inch vibrating dildo that looks like a horsey dildo ;)

"Damn I was using a Purple Shlong last night cause my man just ain't enough."

by cjnenfjwnvanqw February 24, 2017

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purple mississippi

A code word between Violet, Cassidy, and Mckenzie for their period. They also have a code word for bathroom, it's called Texas

Hey Cassidy I'm riding a boat on the Purple Mississippi. But I have to travel to Texas before I can go to our next class.

by Middle name is Marie March 20, 2016

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Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.

"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"

by JamesNewton February 04, 2025

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purple hasse

A legendary person who only occurs when a Hasse is high. It is said that if a Hasse smokes purple haze he might become a immortal being that can destroy anyone and anything.

-Hot girl1: Omg is that a Hasse?

-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse

-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?

-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???

by Anordinaryguynamedbob March 04, 2021

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